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Social Media Marketing Types To Avoid; 14 Categories of Service Providers to Stay Away From!

Social Media Marketing Types To Avoid; 14 Categories of Service Providers to Stay Away From!

So here it is the end of Calendar Year 2010 and what a year it has been for anyone involved with Social media... Which means just about all of us in the worlds of Marketing, Advertising, Sales or Public Relations. In fact, if you attended more than one automotive industry related conference or convention, you are probably sick and tired about hearing "social media this, and social media that..." Yeah, in many ways, me too. But, the following post which originally appeared last May at is especially relevant today, perhaps even more so that 6 months ago when it first appeared. So I wanted to share this with the ADM Professional Community and also ask:

Do you or anyone you know fit any of these 14 "Social Media Marketing Types"?

I will be the first to admit that each type describes a tactic or some behavior that I admit to feeling uneasy about at the time I was doing it... Or, in retrospect I realize that I am guilty of doing something like it at some point in my experimentation and learning how to use Social Media Marketing to benefit my dealer clients.

However, therein lies the rub; I also believe that if reading any of these 14 SoMar descriptions brings any discomfort to you, then the problem has already been solved. After all, as with most behavioral problems, awareness represents the majority of the battle towards changing behavior for the better.

So, what about the other side... If none of these types of social media behaviors or marketing tactics are acceptable, then what is? We hear a lot about what NOT to do, but it seems there is far less guidance on what is appropriate, effective or socially acceptable to do, on behalf of a car dealership...
Your suggestions? Please post them as comments.

Original Title: The 14 Annoying Marketers To Avoid In Social Media

Originally Published by Lisa Barone

Social media is a scary place. There are so many things lurking to make marketing on social media difficult for a small business owner. It’s hard to decide which tools to use, which strategies will be the most effective, and which sites will offer you the biggest return for your investment. But the scariest thing of all has nothing to do with any of that. What makes social media so frightening are the marketers who live there. Because they can be, well, annoying. Incredibly, incredibly annoying.

To help you navigate the waters a bit better, here are fourteen types of marketers to avoid. Trust me; you’ll recognize them when you see them.

1. The Social Media Guru Ninja Rockstar

annoying twitter typesThis guy is everywhere. His job description says he’s a Social Media Guru Ninja Rockstar, but not even he can tell you what that means. All you know is that he seems to spend his entire day updating his Facebook, ‘Liking’ brands we’ve all heard of and live tweeting how many cups of coffee he’s had today. Though he thinks he should be listed up there in the Twitter Hall Of Fame (aka the unemployment line) with @aplusk, he has a whopping 49 followers. While we’re all for quality over quantity, don’t declare yourself a Jedi when you’re still just a Padawan. Avoid for his likelihood of giving you an STD – a Social(media) Transmitted Disease.

2. The Horrific Speller/Grammar Felon

He views the informal tone and friendliness of social media as an excuse to leave proper spelling and punctuation at the log in page. While we’ve all shortened a word or two on Twitter, his marketing messages seem to be missing letters, punctuation and even verbs for pure sport. Instead of creating engaging marketing content, he rattles on about what his company is doing ‘on the Internetz’, all ‘his lolz’ and his branding ‘nomz nomz nomz’. You have no idea what he’s saying or what his company does, and you get the distinct feeling that he doesn’t either. Avoid for turning social media messages into undecipherable jigsaw puzzles.

3. The Loud Self-Promoter

This guy puts the “me” in social media. He views every interaction as a means to talk about himself and what he has going on. He only IMs you to brag about what he’s working on and if you try to have a real conversation with him, he’ll drop you the BizSugar link for his latest content piece and then go radio silent. If social media was, indeed, the cocktail party everyone says it is, he’d be the guy who follows you into the bathroom to tell you what he had for dinner, his summer vacation plans, and the book deal he just knows he’s about to get. Avoid for his lack of social skills.

4. The Auto-DMer

Make the mistake of following him on Twitter and you’ll get an immediate auto-DM telling you how he can help you earn $1 billion dollars on the Internet by the end of the day. He knows that auto-DMing is bad practice. We all know. But he doesn’t care. Spamming is way easier than talking to people and he doesn’t have time for all those relationship things anyway. He has eBooks to hawk! His social media role model is @guykawasaki. Avoid for the likelihood he may actually be a robot.

5. The Guy Who Follows 100,000 People

You want to follow this guy because, with 90,000 followers, it looks like he knows what he’s doing. But he doesn’t. He got those 90,000 followers by playing a numbers game and following 100,000. He’s not earning followers by creating value; he simply follows any-old-Joe and hopes they have low enough self esteem to follow him back. That’s his social media strategy – numbers. He doesn’t even see what people are tweeting because it’s lost in a constantly moving stream. There’s no value, trust, or integrity in that. Avoid for not being discerning. Who knows what this cat will bring in?

6. The Guy With Chris Brogan Syndrome

chris brogan syndromeAn off-shoot of The Guy Who Followers 100,000 People, this guy follows more people than he has pores in his body, not to inflate numbers, but to avoid being considered “mean”. He thinks practicing Puppy and Rainbow Social Media will earn him a following like @ChrisBrogan – only he doesn’t have the smarts or networking prowess of Chris. He’s just afraid to have critics. He never unfollows or denies a friend request, and he’d never dream of using a Twitter List and excluding anyone. His Twitter account is using him, not the other way around.

Avoid for lack of distinguishable back bone.

7. The Social Media RSS Feed

Why use social media to build relationships and be human when you can use it as Yet Another RSS Feed? This person has it set up so their Twitter, LinkedIn, and Facebook accounts are all automatically updated with new blog content – and only new blog content. There are no personal updates to balance out the constant stream of spam you’re being hit with because he’s not actually there. He set the account to cruise control while he sits on a beach somewhere. Or, more accurately, on a couch. In his mother’s basement. In yesterday’s sweats. There’s zero interaction, face or pulse here; just automated garbage. Avoid for not actually existing.

8. The Guy Who Makes You Friend His Clients

You love this guy. He’s constantly spamming you (and everyone else on his contact list) with never-ending pushes to like/friend/fan/vote for his client’s content. It doesn’t matter if you like it, if it’s relevant or if it even deserves the push, it’s the only card he has in his pocket so he uses it. He uses it so often that you’ve taken to defriending him and swearing it’s a social media glitch. I mean, we all know how unreliable those social networks can be, right? Sure. Let’s go with that. Avoid for totally missing the point in social media.

9. Celebrities and Musicians

Yes, they’re marketers. And why are you following them? @taylorswift13 is not going to answer your tweets. She may, however, seek a restraining order if you don’t stop messaging her about signing your arm. Avoid for being totally out of your league.

10. The Habitual Retweeter

This guy was once told that retweeting valuable content was a good way to be useful and to get on the radar of Important Social Media Influencers. Unfortunately, that’s all he does – retweet the smart words of @tamar, @jonathanfields and @AmberCadabra.

He doesn’t share anything about himself, what he’s passionate about, or give you any other information to help you learn about him. As a result, he tends to blend in with all the other also-rans tweeting the same content pieces and you fear you wouldn’t recognize him if you tripped over him. Avoid for not bringing anything new to the table.

11. The Clinger

He scares you a bit by sending a Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, Naymz, and a LinkedIn request simultaneously even though he’s never had a conversation with you. He may read your blog or even follow you on Twitter and, to him, that makes you Best Friends Forever And Ever. Unfortunately, you like to actually know people before you social media marry them. His excitement to add you on every social network Knowem currently tracks freaks you out just a bit. While connecting is nice, giving someone room to breathe and decide if you’re relevant to them is better. Avoid for fear he secretly has a stash of your hair. And that he eats it.

12. The Social Media Complainer

Oh my word, what did this guy do before the advent of Twitter? He logs into his Facebook account each morning to complain about how slow his commute was; he tweets about how he was charged 50 cents for an extra container of sour cream; and he’s completely unimpressed with the world, his job and everyone around him. Worse yet, he feels the need to tell you about it all day long. I mean, what good is being eternally disappointed if you have no one to share it with? Avoid for putting a rain cloud in your day.

13. Mr. No Social Skills

He’s the marketing intern for A Major Brand and absolutely hates his job, his boss and dealing with people in general. To deal with his distaste for mankind, he spends his days in social media being rude, ignoring questions, and often, calling customers’ liars. While his lack of social skills can sometimes be fun to watch (who doesn’t like watching a fire burn?), he’s out there creating the kind of public relations nightmare only Tiger Woods could dream up. Spend too much time watching him and it may start to rub off. Avoid for blatant anger issues.

14. The Guy With No Opinion

This marketer attempts to make friends by having absolutely no independent thought. You like roller skating? He does too! You thought Avatar was the greatest movie of all-time? He does too! Of course, he’s never actually seen Avatar but that doesn’t matter. He hopes that if you focus on how much you have in common, you won’t realize that his business has no POD or core values. Or that his ‘authentic’ social media strategy is based on smoke and mirrors and being whoever you want him to be. Avoid for probably being really popular in high school.


Those are the fourteen most annoying social media personalities I’ve come across in my travels. Which marketers make your own skin crawl? I know you have some.

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Comment by Aj Maida on November 30, 2010 at 12:26pm
I think they all have tried to friend me at one point or another....did I accept that last one???? Hummmmmm
Comment by Tom Gorham on November 29, 2010 at 11:12am
Like it. Maybe some of these things are ok in moderation or small doses... part of human nature. But the one that annoys me the most is the super-guru rock star. I'm turned off by the constant self-adoration, bragging, and astounding claims. The photo did him justice.
Comment by David Johnson on November 28, 2010 at 3:05pm
You're probably right T Lavon! LOL
Comment by Ralph Paglia on November 27, 2010 at 5:38pm

Maybe instead of "types" these are 14 categories of some of the phases people go through when using social media for professional purposes.
Comment by Catherine Healey on November 27, 2010 at 5:27pm
This one had me laughing or in texting lol or rofl.

Yes, I've met a few of these. I've made some of these mistakes and believe most people make some of these mistakes when they start participating on social networks. It's hard to figure out how to join in the tweets that seem so random.

For about a month I was the habitual retweeter. I joined this twitter mom network and they had a thread to retweet. You can imagine. I used to que them up to spread out the flood throughout the day but still ... It took me a month to figure that out I find sometimes I can't type for s..t. The worst is SKYPE which does not have a spell checker.
Comment by T. Lavon Lawrence on November 27, 2010 at 4:09pm
Uh...I think all these people might be CLIENTS of mine LOL!

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