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SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.

If it weren’t for SEOs, we wouldn’t need them.

Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.

It is the trade of SEOs to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour.
–Thomas Jefferson

How was copper wire invented?
Two SEOs were arguing over a penny.

Two SEOs were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. End of discussion.

SEOs are the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed!

Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

What are SEOs good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.

What do you call 100 SEOs at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!

What do you call 25 skydiving SEOs?

What does molds, ooze, pond scum and SEOs have in common?
They’re all slime.

What does pond scum have more of than SEOs?

What is the definition of a shame (as in “gee, that’s a shame”)?
When a tour bus full of SEOs goes over a cliff.

What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
There was an empty seat on the bus.

What is the difference between pigs and SEOs?
You can learn to respect a pig.

What’s the difference between SEOs and vampires?
Vampires only suck blood at night.

Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
New Jersey got first pick .

Why do they bury SEOs 20 feet under?
Because deep down, they’re really good people.

Why don’t hyenas eat SEOs?
Even hyenas have some dignity.

How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof?
About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.

It has been discovered that SEOs are the larval stage of politicians.

Why should SEOs wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.

Why won’t sharks attack SEOs?
Professional courtesy.

The problem with SEOs jokes is that most SEOs don’t think they are funny, and most people don’t understand that they’re just jokes!

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Comment by Ralph Paglia on October 17, 2009 at 11:33pm
I got a kick out of this post... Not that I have anything against the many truly high integrity and ethical SEO professionals that I know and love, but rather because... well... Let's face reality, the SEO profession has more carpet baggers, flim flam artists and snake oil salesman than any other aspect of digital marketing. But that just makes all of us appreciate the high integrity SEO professionals like Brian Pasch, Tony Guanrnaccia, Steve Crim and several others all that much more!

While I was on a shuttle bus in Vegas with a couple of car dealers I overheard one of them raving about his SEO guy who stated that all of the dealer's keyword enriched URL's were of little to no value, which is why he was using his own URL's since domain names have no impact on search optimization... Doh! That would be lesson #127 on how to spot when an SEO is lying... I could clearly see his lips were moving!

I know you guys will take shots at this, but hey... That why I like this post. It has to have some truth in it to be so funny.
Comment by Brian Pasch on October 16, 2009 at 9:10pm
Replace SEO with politicians
Comment by Shannon Page on October 16, 2009 at 3:38pm
Ha ha - that's funny!

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