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THE RULES OF THE INTERNET DEPT.

1. NO LATE ARRIVALS, TIME-OFF OR LEAVING EARLY WITHOUT PRIOR APPROVAL OF THE INTERNET DIRECTOR

2. ALL LEADS MUST BE ANSWERED WITHIN 30 SECONDS OR RECEIVE THE WRATH OF THE INTERNET DIRECTOR (WHICH MAY INCUR TEARS FROM YOUR EYES OR COMPLETE SHOCK).

3. THE INTERNET DIRECTOR IS THE ONE AUTHORATATIVE VOICE OF THE INTERNET DEPARTMENT. BEWARE OF IMITATORS.

4. ALL TRASH WILL BE DISPOSED IN ONE’S OWN TRASH CAN….

5. WHEN GOING TO LUNCH, ONE MUST BE WILLING TO FETCH FOOD FOR THE OTHERS IN THE DEPARTMENT.

6. ALL SPLIT DEALS MUST BE SPLIT ONLY WITH INTERNET PERSONELL.

7. MUST KEEP THE INTERNET DIRECTOR INFORMED PERIODICALLY OF THE STATUS OF ANY CAR DEAL YOU ARE CURRENTLY WORKING.

8. UPON COMPLETION OF ANY CAR DEAL, THE FIRST TASK IS TO GIVE THE INTERNET DIRECTOR A COPY OF YOUR CAR DEAL OR AGAIN EXPECT THE WRATH OF THE INTERNET DIRECTOR.

9. UPON RECEIPT OF A CREDIT APPLICATION, IMMEDIATE NOTIFICATION OF THE CUSTOMER’S ABILITY TO BUY MUST BE GIVEN TO THE INTERNET DIRECTOR.

10. NO EXPLETIVES ARE TO BE USED IN CONTACT MANAGEMENT AT ANY TIME.

11. EACH MEMBER OF THE INTERNET DEPARTMENT MUST HAVE THE ABILITY TO MULTI-TASK BETWEEN LEADS, PHONE UPS, BOLDCHAT AND PHONE CALLS FROM THE INTERNET DIRECTOR.

12. LEADS AT 8:59 PM MUST BE REPLIED TO THE SAME DAY OR EXPECT A PHONE CALL FROM THE INTERNET DIRECTOR.


THE ABOVE RULES CAN BE CHANGED AND/OR AMENDED TO AT THE WHIM OF THE INTERNET DIRECTOR. NO RULES CAN BE CHANGED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE INTERNET DIRECTOR.

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Comment by Pat DeFilippo on November 24, 2008 at 11:22am
I like the rules Rob, keep up the good work and sell,sell,sell.
Comment by Jeff Kershner on November 2, 2008 at 10:11pm
Rule number #13 DO NOT TYPE EMAILS IN ALL CAPS. Sorry Rob, had to do it. :)

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